Now Playing Tracks

osointricate:

Excuse me, Marvel?

Yes hi.  Big fan.  Really.  But um, could you maybe, you know:

  • Black Widow put her in everything okay
  • More Falcon even if it’s like he shows up and eats pizza and tells everyone to believe in themselves 
  • Like a lot of Hawkeye movies at least four Hawkeye movies
  • Take care of Chris Evans he’s special to me
  • Bucky okay like let him cry on screen that’d be nice please

Love,

A fan

PS Please

prguitarman:

bauske:

cookienun:

symbear:

a-precis:

MY ROOMMATE WALKED IN WEARING A TOWEL AND THIS ENDED UP SO MUCH BETTER THAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OTHERWISE. 

"Aawhhh jajababanoooh"

this is too good

Hahahaha the end

Haha UHH BUBUBUBNOO-

thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

"Because with apologies to Parks & RecreationBrooklyn Nine-Nine had the finest ensemble of any sitcom going. It’s not just the unbeatably excellent representation of gender and race that gets us excited. But two strong lady cops of color who are good at their jobs? Yes please. Add to that Andre Braugher’s amazing gay subversion of the tough police chief stereotype and Brooklyn Nine-Nine might, sneakily, be one of the more progressive shows on television. But, more importantly, it’s hilarious.” - Vanity Fair

(Source: daily99)

liniochtai:

thevolutionofnerdy:

lesbianvenom:

i imagine severus snape going to the afterlife and seeing lily for the first time and he’s all happy but then lily starts repeatedly kicking snape in the shins and screeching “how dare you treat my son that way" and that’s basically their relationship for all eternity

Yes. please.

And then Alice and Frank Longbottom appear and Snape can only go “oh shit” before they unleash their wrath yelling to him about how he treated Neville

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union